Craigslist Therapy Session

Kinja'd!!! "ZaqAtaq" (ZaqAtaq)
04/23/2015 at 10:54 • Filed to: None

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Sometimes when you sell your truck you just have to get some shit off your chest. Got to respect the honesty...

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 10:56

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I smell bullshit. $3000 for that rig?


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 10:56

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Hey that’s right near me.....if only I had a want for a brodozer


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
04/23/2015 at 10:59

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If the ad were real, you know you could seriously flip that for 15k right?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 10:59

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50cc injectors are smaller than stock, IIRC. That’s not enough fuel for the turbo.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 11:01

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NP all day.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 11:06

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This is either a joke, or something a lot funnier.


Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/23/2015 at 11:15

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Agreed. When I found it I even said to my buddies at work ‘Theres at least 5k worth of aftermarket parts on that truck’


Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
04/23/2015 at 11:15

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Agreed.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 11:16

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Damn man, you don’t gotta put all that in your ad. This better not start a trend...

“2015 Corvette Z06 for $10,000. Selling because my bitchass hasbeen husband got my slutty sister preggo in it and I signed ownership of the car over to ME, THAT’S RIGHT BITCH, I’M SELLING YOUR PRIDE AND JOY FOR FUCKING PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR!!!”


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 11:16

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That thing is so ostentatious it may as well be hot pink and have a disco ball hanging from the tow hitch.

Kill it, kill them all with napalm.

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 11:17

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Built trans is a minimum of 2500, turbo 1500, injectors 1000, lift 2500, wheels/tires 3000, and I could go on. There is no way this is real.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 11:38

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I bet it is the wife who wrote it and is trying to dump it. I had a friend who bought a low miles 944 turbo for $2500 in babied condition in a like situation.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 11:44

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I'll trade him my Bonneville for his brotruck.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 11:51

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Replying with the ad before the Brodozer gets taken down.

I have a 2000 Ford F-350 7.3 powerstroke. Lifted 10 inches on 40s. New tranny one month ago. It has 50cc injectors 72mm banks turbo with a wicked wheel. Truck and engine only have 178xxx miles which is nothing for a 7.3. Truck has newer tow mirrors and 6.0L emblems. Truck came from Florida and has no.rust. Just moved to Michigan 2 months ago. Reason I am selling is because I cheated on my wife and got another woman pregnant. Wife wants a divorce and I now need a family car. So I am looking for a car with 4 doors that gets pretty good gas mileage. Will take a trade but has to be worth at least 4000$

He had to have missed a zero in there or something. Or, as already mentioned, it's a scam.


Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > 505Turbeaux
04/23/2015 at 12:03

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Did not consider this scenario. Like others I just assumed it was a joke/scam.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > ZaqAtaq
04/23/2015 at 12:08

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stuff like that is almost always worth the effort to make a call just to see. IF they have a title in hand and you verify it is the person selling it, screw it. Anger makes people do weird stuff. He might have paid for it in cash so it is paid off and had it registered in her name for some reason. all types of scenarios